In Defence of Jane

Are you keeping track of the ASBM?  Are you a regular reader of Jane's news?

I'm sad about the actions in Moscow but more worried about bigger dirty problems not as easy to clean up, coming up through radioactive rocky hotels of the Kajik metal-toothed poor and Phillipines' pine-forested potbellied birds.  How many of ADM's foodgrade rolling barrels are tasty addictive HFCS button poppers and how many are filling station containers?  Are Cancer and Capricorn tropical or topical?  Why all these words from the wordless one?  Latitudes and longitudes and chocolate orange slices make winter freezes turn out refreshingly tasty tomatoes.  One tasty tomato you won't find in Grainger County this year - she says she's this century's Tokyo Rose.  Another bitter pill to swallow?  No she won't!

The bliss of ignorance, where are you?

Are you signing petitions at petrol stations asking for the reduction of debit/credit card fees?

I love my brewskis, micro and macro, but if there's any one thing to put in prayer, thank God for Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kreme!  Don't go well with Bushmills or Redbreast but there's a time and a place for every taste.  Some like Jack and Coke.  Some don't know Jack.  Can you play Dark Castle on an iPad?  How does Duke Nukem like his doughnuts - Old Style, White Castle or Sears Tower?

What to do with aviation blue news?  Have the Russians learned not to fly over Scottish territory again or do I have to tell another tale worth splashing some single malt whiskey that tastes like pure charcoal?  Push buttons and buttons pop.  Pop goes the weasel!

This afternoon's worth sipping some expensive, rare whiskey in your honour, your Honour.  Then another readin' o' the Book o' the Future about ya.  Are you ready for another round?  Wink-wink, nod-nod, nudge-nudge - how about a Blackmail sketch replay?  Pop culture references are past-present-future participative.  Can you take a joke over a cup of java, Joe?

Who's driving the digital motor home?  Who's selling access to the secret network that's darpafree and internetlike and exafast?  Who doesn't have to pay?  What do Indian medical mall entrepreneurs have to say?

Who was in that white van going past?  Did that get the info that was sent to them on radio wave signal pathways?