Ceiling Fan

The more he talked, the more people distrusted him, the more they knew he was just another "Slick Willie" covering up lies. He was never as popular at home as he thought he'd be. Though he always tried. The solution to the problem was dropping the problem altogether and moving on. Otherwise, more problems would make his job as a salesman old-fashioned and out-of-sync, the other Willie, Loman on the totem pole. Tuned out and best suited for regional theatre, played by Bernie Ahern or Jacques Chirac. Stultified.