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So many people of your time spoke of negative concepts including global warming, as if your species had any influence on your planet's activities. Even so, local effects were measurable and will be remanded.

However, I'm here to offer you advice, despite my signed agreement that prevents me from profiting from this venture. In this case, I will be admonished for profiting my personal wellbeing, which of course leads to profiting monetarily through my increased positive outlook on life.

What do you know about UASC other than what I've told you? Not much, I'm sure.

Well, I strongly recommend you seek information about land investments in the far North.

You see, UASC, like all companies, is composed of people. The people of the subsidiary formerly known as the nation-state of Canada will offer a management buyout. Their offer will be accepted on the grounds that UASC is deriving little benefit from the shale oil fields the stockholders hoped to gain high profits from. Like all shortsighted decisions, UASC will miss the next step.

I haven't told you that Russia was one of the last nation-states to incorporate itself, being the independent bear it has always perceived itself to be. During the incorporation process, an elder statesman named Putin will insist that the people share in the future of RussCo while at the same time moving many stock options into his family's trust.

In your time, the Arctic shipping lanes barely even existed for short, ice-free periods. By our time, the Arctic is an important ocean shipping network. Thus, it came as no surprise when RussCo and CanadInc merged to control both the shipping lanes and the underwater oil resources still used for fueling large transportation devices, putting the Putin family in charge.

A few people in your time purchased land in northern Canada and now serve on the boards of many large corporations. You, being the insightful person that we have measured you to be, can join this elite group. Do not delay. This opportunity will soon close.

To fund your Canadian landholdings, we also urge caution in your investments in the Mexican cartels. They are not as well organized as you believe. The American government has targeted the wrong leaders for elimination, believing they control the flow of money, and will split the groups rather than unite them as legitimate members of NAFTA trucking and transport industries. You should move your people into place to safeguard your deposits. Your goal of getting the cartels out of the illicit drug business is good but not through your preaching about reaching for the stars. Instead, continue to focus their attention on their children's legitimate businesses. We'll take care of the drug trade for you. We need a little more time to show you that long-term exposure of minute traces of chemicals will produce large-scale movements for increased survival of your species. You will see the connections between ADHD, autism, Alzheimer's and cocaine soon enough, bearing in mind the need for population growth control and thought process multiplexing.

Think positive, the one asset of yours we trust completely.