Easter Egg

You have unearthed the prize, pressed the right key, typed the right characters and here we are. Did you expect to come to a blog? Thought you'd find the source code I promised, didn't you? There is no dancing baby, no secret video, no hidden message.

However, within these words are the words you were looking for. No bother trying to decipher them. Only those with the right equipment can sort out the maze and only if you're in the right decade, century and millennium. Years, months, weeks, days and hours don't count. Seconds can be split. Hairs can be grown.

Winners? You want to be a winner? This isn't a game. This is all there is. I'm only here for a limited engagement. Then the circus leaves for another clown like you. Laugh. It's the call of the answered few.

And don't even think what you're thinking. A clear mind is not empty. How you become the One is plain. Bagels without a hole. Aardvarks and cantaloupes in the rig.

Repeat it a few times and then find the cantilevered syncopated melody to which it's fixed. It's not. That snot a clue, either.

Take all the time you need. I'll see you in this spot again when you've completed the cycle one more time. Remember, you don't get out of the cycle, the cycle gets into you. We can keep doing this over and over as long as you want. I have all the time in this world. And the next one. And the next. One.

And you thought it was a labyrinth! Simple humans! Quit being fooled by your own cleverness. Ever seen a moon solve a puzzle? The puzzle's in you. There you have it. See you when you get it. I got it. Will you?